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Ingenious curiosity.



  1. Could people stop spelling gorgeous “gawjus” soon please

     

  2. Tennis Court [Flume Remix] // Lorde

     


  3. I want little more than to have a long chilled bath right now.

    About the only thing I want more than that is to be cooked dinner, mess about with my cat and then have a long chilled bath.

    Basically I just want to be at home.

     

  4. homme-modeste:

    Modern Architecture 

    (via delva)

     


  5. Don’t want to get out of bed don’t want to do today just want to lie around

     


  6. pubertystillhurts:

    At work today some people came out of their film and wanted refunds because of some woman and her baby making noise, but mostly because the woman CHANGED HER BABY IN THE SCREEN AND LEFT THE NAPPY IN THERE. So we got the people their refunds and then the lady came up to my till and demanded a refund too because apparently “three people were talking/coughing all throughout the film” so I laughed at her and said that it should be her baby giving her the refund because they were the ones making all the noise and she stormed off.

    Then apparently outside the cinema the woman saw the three people she mentioned to me and RAN THEM OVER WITH HER CAR because she was still so raging like a little cretin and we had the police and ambulance come in and everything. Mental.

    this is incredible?

     

  7. butdallywinston:

    hellugh:

    stoned-levi:

    sullivanthere:

    I went from this

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    to this

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    at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…

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    DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.

    REVOLUTION

    I want to know who is responsible

    I don’t know what I was expecting but this wasn’t it

    (Source: miles-eggworth, via yrlifeisasong)

     


  8. rgasm asked: why wont you answer these questions do you have something to hide

    I DID have something to hide but it’s ok I ate/dealt with it.

     


  9. rgasm asked: if you could change one thing about coat hangers what would it be

    I’d make them all into the metal wire ones again because they were definitely better.

     


  10. rgasm asked: if you were a woman what size breasts would you want

    Ones proportionate to my body shape/size.