There’s more snow on Facebook than there is on the ground round here… Ridiculous amount of excitement + status’ over barely anything.
Ps, maths is REALLY boring today.
I found that out by msn making a noise. It has a strange habit of doing this… and I’m not sure why.
Maybe it’s trying to make up for all the times it turns itself off because it overheats.
Maybe it’s time I got a new laptop.
I think, right now, I’d really enjoy being old, living in a place where lots of people walk past the front of my house and just sitting in my old man lawn chair, with my old man cardigan on with old man slippers too, smoking my old man pipe, wearing my old man spectacles, drinking my old man Irish coffee and reading my old man paper, just glaring at them as they walk by. Judgmentally. Hating the world silently in my head.
And maybe yelling a little sometimes too.
You’re all so fucking fascinating.
Even the cunts! (yes, you)
Maybe you should all get together and throw me a party.
Actually that’d be a shit party.
- No one would do drugs
- Or drink
- Because you’re all straight edge since your favourite band did it.
- You’d all go home before midnight
- And wouldn’t dance to any of the music
Well Jack I’d happily throw you a bangin’ party but you wouldn’t show up.
This has been in my ask box for so long because it was nice, but it’s just time to let go.
I can’t even masturbate to your face from memory anymore.
I will never understand why a boy thinks it’s nice or playfull to ruffle a girls hair or whip her hood down or mess shit up in general
Do it because I don’t give a fuck.
Girls need to loosen up a bit.
Seriously girls think their hair needs to be perfect to be attractive.
But a girl that gives less of a fuck is well more attractive.
Tezz knows the deal. Lighten up, messed up hair is far cuter/nicer than a perfect ‘do.
this shit is so true. A girl is no fun if you can’t mess around with her. “NO, IT’LL MESS MY HAIR” …killjoy.
Everyone messes with my hair… unless they’re trying to turn it into a wafro, it doesn’t matter.
…wait… I’m not even famous on the internet :(
and you’re there like ‘the fuck do I do now?’