December 2010
What did the robot say while playing golf?
ifyoufingerit:
“00000100”
Binary jokes. Yes.
Welp.
Still not drunk. Okay.
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[Do] Doe, a dear, a female dear;
[Re] Ray, a drop of golden sun;
[Mi] Me, a name I call myself;
[Fa] Far, a long long way to run;
[So] Sew, a needle pulling thread;
[La] La, a note to follow So;
[Ti] Tea, a drink with Jam and Bread;
That will bring us back to Do (repeat)
inside every russian woman... is another russian...
oh ho hooooo.
inside every russian woman... is another russian...
oh ho hooooo.
Oh wait
Shower. Alex. Yeah.
I wish I was slightly less easily distracted. It’s actually a proper problem now.
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Alice is back.
Am I the only person who doesn't wanna get...
inkstainedhands:
Really, I wanna usher in 2011 without partial memory loss
usher in 2011 with class, style and dignity.*
If I had a top hat, I would damn well wear it tonight.
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lapsychose asked: thanks for the follow ;3
lapsychose asked: thanks for the follow ;3
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http://threewords.me/asdacat
I HAVE ONE, CAN I BE COOL TOO PLEASE?!
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Free house day
Wooooooooooooooo
Some big survey thing.
1. I’ve come to realize that my hair: is one of very few things I like about my appearance.
2. I’ve come to realize that when I talk: I either sound posh or completely retarded 4. I’ve come to realize that all I really need: Is good people in my life. 5. I’ve come to realize that I’ve lost: My dedication and motivation… if I ever had those. And most of my spare time. 6. I’ve come to...
New Years Resolutions.
Mhmm.
Okay, so last year I made the resolution that I was going to be a better person for the people I cared about, because… I wasn’t in a good place. It’s a long story but essentially my one goal in life is to make people happy, especially those I care about.
I’d like to think that, 12 months on, I’m a better person now than I was then. A lot has changed and...
Facebooks being a cunt
deshogan:
BEN
CAN YOU SEE THIS?
YOU’RE A CREEPY GUY. IM ABOUT TO WATCH INCEPTION, PREPARING MYSELF TO GET MIND RAPED.
luv u bby.
what.
Desmond is offline. des… (send as a message)Your chat message wasn’t sent because Desmond is offline.DES (send as a message)Your chat message wasn’t sent because Desmond is offline.DESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS D;;; (send as a message)Your...
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So I just watched Shutter Island.
Yeah, second film night in a row - I’m loving it. It’s also a really good film, but Inception definitely has the edge. Still, another great one from DiCaprio and Scorsese. Excellent <3
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Got a friend request on fb from someone with "Epic...
thistumblrisbetterthanyourlife:
I DON’T KNOW YOU AND YOUR BEARD REALLY ISN’T EPIC. AT ALL.
Accept him, find out where he lives and shave his beard really badly.
That’ll show him. The beard snob.
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People of letters your warning stands clear.: I... →
korpsebredd:
You cannot cover a song with the same depth of emotion that the writer put in it.
You will never bring anything to the song to make it more amazing or more meaningful.
If you think you can instantly make a song more romantic by playing it slower on an acoustic guitar you are…
I think Johnny Cash - Hurt is an exception to this rule.
Fuck though, when Alexandra Burke...
Well, I now have Skype.
I plan to do absolutely nothing with it. Especially seeing as I don’t have a webcam.
VERY WELL, CHAPS.
nikkiduck asked: I like you because you like ducks too :3
also we never talk really so I feel like a bit of a creep now haha
also we never talk really so I feel like a bit of a creep now haha
The awkward moment when you're staring at someone...
thisnigguhjordan:
reblogging for the gif of Captain Jack. Everytime I watch it it gets funnier. XD
nikkiduck asked: I like you because you like ducks too :3
also we never talk really so I feel like a bit of a creep now haha
also we never talk really so I feel like a bit of a creep now haha
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I like moving things. Things that say more than words ever could. When you find something truly evocative, and it takes you to a pensive state; I think that’s just a wonderful place to be.
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