June 2012
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sswollen:
Run the water till it scalds you; know that I’m listening
Pitter
p a t t e r
runs the shower,
hits the bare porcelain.
Watch the dirt run down the plughole,
((hear it echo within))
They described you nude in...
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If I was Dave Grohl I’d invest my Dave Grohl in a Dave Grohl savings bond so I gain happy returns of Dave Grohl over a number of years.
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I’m in Rob’s house
Rob’s at work
his parents are out walking the dogs
his sister’s still in Cyprus or some shit
the bird is being quiet for the first time in it’s life
what
to
do
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wobblebolt replied to your photo: interrupting doge is here to get in way
He’s the leader of the Most Serene Republic of Venice?
She*
collapsingcolumns:
I don’t really get what constitutes “being spoilt.”
Like there’s definitely a difference between being spoilt and being lucky. Like there’s a lot of you on here who have what I consider to have A LOT, but you’re clearly grateful for it so I wouldn’t class that as spoilt. I think whether or not you’re spoilt comes down to your attitude towards what you’ve got and more...
attickeys:
turtlesnap:
asdacat:
attickeys:
asdacat:
And yes, I am an only child who has the audacity to call other people spoilt.
i do as well, but thats because i’m not spoilt in any way whatsoever.
You’re a bit on an exception in that way though. I wouldn’t say I’m particularly spoilt materially, certainly compared to some people, but my parents do do a lot of stuff for me that...
Went to the kitchen to get a cookie.
Came and sat back down.
Instantly needed a piss.
Screw you, universe.
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lesautochtones replied to your post: And yes, I am an only child who has the audacity…
ANYONE THAT GETS MORE THAN 50p (£1max)WHEN THEIR TOOTH FALLS OUT IS WROOOOOOOONGGGGGG I TELLLL YOUUUUUUUU
^^^^^^^
having a tooth fall out isn’t a damn achievement >: (
Also pretty sure I got 50p.
attickeys:
asdacat:
And yes, I am an only child who has the audacity to call other people spoilt.
i do as well, but thats because i’m not spoilt in any way whatsoever.
You’re a bit on an exception in that way though. I wouldn’t say I’m particularly spoilt materially, certainly compared to some people, but my parents do do a lot of stuff for me that most kids don’t...
And yes, I am an only child who has the audacity to call other people spoilt.
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collapsingcolumns:
I’ve never in my life had any financial/material award incentive for good grades or school reports. Like on one hand, why should anyone get them? Your reward for getting a good grade is a good grade in a qualification. On the other hand, where the fuck is my £1000/Chloe shoes/car?
it angers me so, so much how some people are spoilt over good grades.
Oh, you got a B in...
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turtlesnap replied to your post: It really goes through me when people call their…
I say mama and pop/popa :(
you and I both know how disappointed I am in your entire life though.
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It really goes through me when people call their parents “mama” and “papa”.
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aliballibee asked: Hi :) firstly how are you? secondly if you could live permanently in one season for the remainder of your days which would you live in? Just asking because I like people questions that aren't about weight or sexuality etc and you're interesting:)
People definitely take wanking for granted.
Living in a room with another dude means you have to be so much more crafty and it’s just not convenient.
No one posts anything I care about any more.
You’ve never posted anything I’ve cared about. I just follow you for the kicking off entertainment. Mild amusement and occasional useless bits of media is basically all tumblr’s good for.
wish people wouldn’t have a go at me for stuff when they do worse of the same thing themselves.
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robfairclough replied to your post: On the subject of this back to the future image: …
it was 2015 in back to the future but i only know this because i joined a facebook event for it ages ago l0l
s’what I’ve heard.
Like I said, no problem with pointing out it’s wrong after a bit of googling/knowledge, but saying everyone who’s reblogged it is dumb or whatever is...
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On the subject of this back to the future image:
I don’t know if it’s fake or not, and I care very little.
If you changed something like that to make it today for the notes then you’re a sad fuck.
If you’re shouting about the fact that it’s fake and calling everyone who reblogs it retarded, you’re also pretty sad.
It’d be kinda cool if it was today the...
I feel weird. Weird and kinda shit.
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Having a very difficult poo lol
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“RELEASE THIS DEMON”
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Anonymous asked: the peg is an 8 inch dildo strapped to her crotch
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robfairclough replied to your post: alxqnn replied to your post: would you rather take…
but then what does Dodgson symbolise ????????
the war in iraq?!
seriously were you not paying any fucking attention at all jesus
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Anonymous asked: would you rather get pegged by your girlfriend or suck a dinosaur's dick?
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alxqnn replied to your post: would you rather take a t-rex’s dick up your arse or two velociraptors dicks in your arse, one in your mouth while wanking two more velociraptors off?
i think the plot for jurassic park for is dinosaurs having sex with humans, so you never know
Well I think the plot for jurassic park is a metaphor for feminism in democracy where china is the land rover and the trees...
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heartshocks asked: u r okay I guess xo
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Anonymous asked: would you rather take a t-rex's dick up your arse or two velociraptors dicks in your arse, one in your mouth while wanking two more velociraptors off?
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Right, I have trouble with the middle of sentences.
I don’t know if anyone gets this, but the middle of sentences and middle of words often illude me.
I start a sentence/word and then I get so excited about the end of it that I completely lose focus on what should be in the middle, so everything goes a bit wrong.
It happens less often when I type, but when I’m actually speaking I...
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Anonymously tell me your feelings for me. →
Think about making a post about someone
Realise at least one person who follows me would connect 2 and 2 and tell them
Abstract the thoughts and repeat.
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there are some right cunts on tumblr
starkie:
proper up themselves
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You know what’d be better than sleep?
Spending 4 hours stretching and the other 4 hours in the dozy afterglow of the stretch.
thistumblrisbetterthanyourlife:
Anyone else get really weird if they feel ill, as in you think you’re going to die and make every little thing into a big deal. Like I was just changing my bed and noticed the back of my head/top of my neck hurt like a headache and then my neck went weird and then my arm and i HAVE HAD A COUGH FOR MONTHS and maybe I am dying.
Got the exact same thing going on.
alxqnn:
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yourblogiswank:
Do foreskins ever get caught on things?
And like snag
like can you catch your foreskin on something and be walking and it just like stretch your dick out?
Like… Really?
No…
Other than the whole getting your dick caught in your flies thing but that’s never happened to me and I’m pretty sure if you’re that careless it’d happen foreskin or not.
It does...
yourblogiswank:
Do foreskins ever get caught on things?
And like snag
like can you catch your foreskin on something and be walking and it just like stretch your dick out?
Like… Really? No… Other than the whole getting your dick caught in your flies thing but that’s never happened to me and I’m pretty sure if you’re that careless it’d happen foreskin or...
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Dad rang up to cancel my phone contract with 3 the other day.
They offered to reduce my £30pm contract to £10pm. Dad declined.
They rang up again the next day to offer £8pm for life, plus a free (relatively shit) phone. Still declined.
I’m glad because the signal I’ve had on this journey has been very very patchy, but good lord how can you reduce £30pm to £8 for life + free...
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I know you think no-one was looking lady, but I saw you adjusting your bra. I know you’re not as classy as you looked.
Bloody upper class lookin’ gals.
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Pissing on a train isn’t easy, but it sure makes you feel like you’ve earned the 30p saved by not going in the station.
Woke up. Bad things happened. I cycled ~3.5 miles to bury. Helped Vic take down her exhibition. Had hot chocolate. Cycled ~3.5 miles home mostly uphill in the pouring rain fast as I could. Mum shouted at me. Packed 10 days worth of stuff in 10 minutes. Got to the tram stop with 40 minutes before my trail left. Piccadilly tram saved my life (figuratively). Had an odd conversation with a talkative...
